Jokes




Louie comes to school and the teacher says:
- Congratulations Louie, congratulations!
Louie asks the teacher:
- Master congratulates me why if today is not my birthday?
The teacher says:
- Is that you are the first to arrive at school.
- Oh, is that my uncle is a professional footballer.
- What has that to do with you arrive early to school? Asks the teacher.
- Is he brings me kicked.

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